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Baby, I think we should buy a gun.
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A gun?
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Yeah, just like to have around the house,
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- so you can protect me.
- Oh, interesting. Alright.
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Do you think you'd, like,
keep bullets in the gun
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- at the ready, always?
- Obviously, we would have
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- bullets in the gun.
- Okay.
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You just shoot at the floor,
and then it scares them.
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- Alright.
- And then they run away.
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- Okay.
- And then, you don't have to shoot anyone.
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Yeah, I don't--
I'm not really a gun person.
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Okay, fine, we can just get a Byrna.
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What's a Byrna?
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Okay, so it's like a nonlethal pistol
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and it fires pepper rounds.
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But the cool thing about it is, like,
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you need a security guard license
to own one.
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So, you get to do this, like,
free Zoom security guard training
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- when you get it.
- Oh, that is cool.
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Here, hold on, it's really cool.
Let me show you.
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- Alright.
- Where's my fucking phone?
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- Oh.
- Oh, fuck.
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Alright, that's actually
a perfect example
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of why we should not
have a gun in the house.
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- Why?
- If that was a gun,
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it would have just, like,
shot my dick off or something.
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I'm not holding it like a gun.
Like, if this was a gun,
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- I wouldn't be like... Okay?
- Alright, okay, I really hope not.
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- Okay.
- Well, now it's a gun.
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- Now, it's a gun?
- Now, it's a gun.
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- Oh, shit.
- Yeah.
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Try to take it out of my hands now.
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Come on, try to take the gun.
Try to take the gun.
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Oh, my God!
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- What the fuck?!
- Oh, fuck. Sorry.
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- Sorry.
- My bad.
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- It's my boyfriend's fault.
- Yep.
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Can I come down
and grab that from you?
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- Wait, what's he holding?
- Wait, he's...
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Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
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Go, go, go, run.
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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- Fuck!
- Fuck.
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- Do you think...
- Oh, fuck.
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...we can still get the phone back,
or probably not?
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Don't worry about the phone right now!
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It's a bummer for me, too.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, it-- I mean,
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Kia is a really nostalgic car
for Tallulah.
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It was the first car she ever drove.
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I'm lying. She can't drive.
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Yeah, well,
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maybe we knock off the grid post, 35k?
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No, I know it's a bad deal. For Tallulah.
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Yeah, Scott, you're fucking us on this.
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You are. It's fine.
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But don't say you're not
fucking us when you clearly are.
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30k. 30k.
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I would say you can do it for 20k.
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Like, 20 is good. Grayson did it for 20.
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No. 30k and a story post
is my final offer.
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Amazing.
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- Amazing. Okay.
- Oh, my God.
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Alright.
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Oh, have fun at the baby shower.
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Oh, my God!
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- Oh! Oh!
- Yeah, girl! Yes, girl!
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I am fucking addicted to deals!
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- Shoot them deals, bitch, yeah!
- Yes! Yes!
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And then, the second time that I saw
the Hannah Montana movie,
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the part where she,
like, takes off her wig
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and she's like, "I can't do this anymore."
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Why are you laughing?
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I'm sorry.
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No, go ahead, finish.
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She's like, "I can't do this anymore.
I can't be Hannah." I have, like--
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I have, like, full body chills
talking about it.
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- No, I--
- It's actually like a lot for me.
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I can tell.
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- It was big for me, okay?
- Yeah!
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Mm, she's obsessed with you.
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You're obsessed with me.
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Hi, queen. I tried calling you,
but you didn't pick up.
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So, just voice-noting you
to say Kia wants to pay you
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30k for a story post. So sick.
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- Oh, my God--
- Also, I think I ate too much fiber,
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and now the poop is,
like, solid inside of me.
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I'm so bloated.
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- Hi.
- But 30k!
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- Hey.
- Call me back.
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Making coffee.
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- 30k?
- Oh.
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For one day of work? Is that normal?
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Well, it kinda used to be,
but that's like COVID money.
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It's a car company.
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- Yeah.
- You know how to drive?
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I mean, like, I've driven before,
but I don't, like, know how to drive.
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What the fuck does that mean?
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- What?
- You've driven,
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but you don't know how to drive?
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- Yeah, so I'll learn.
- I got you.
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- What?
- Hey. Morning.
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- Hi!
- Good morning.
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- Hey, good morning.
- Hey. Mm.
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- Good morning, Garrett.
- Morning.
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- Hi.
- What's up?
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- Hey.
- Hey, do you wanna teach me
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how to drive today?
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My God, yes, are you kidding me?
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I've been driving, like,
in LA my entire life.
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That's my shit. That's like the one thing
I've, like, mastered, I feel like.
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Garrett, you wanna stay for coffee?
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Oh no, I'm okay, thank you.
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I'm actually probably
just gonna head out, yeah.
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- Oh, okay.
- Yeah, but-- Yeah, text me.
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- Yeah, we'll see you.
- Yeah.
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What? It's nothing.
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We're, like, super casual,
just having fun,
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and he's whatever,
so, like, don't mind him.
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- Hey, sorry.
- Oh, my God, hello!
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Sorry, no,
I forgot my bike lock key here.
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Silly.
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Take care.
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- Bye!
- Bye.
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Yeah, he's so responsible.
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Mm!
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- This is so good.
- I know.
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- Thank you so much.
- Oh, my God, of course.
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You have been locked in.
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- Like, I am impressed.
- Thank you so much.
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It means a lot coming from you.
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You know, your work ethic reminds me
of me when I was your age.
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Which wasn't even that long ago.
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Okay, exciting news.
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Just between us,
Alyssa180 is being featured in Forbes.
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They're sending a photographer up
at the end of the month.
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- That is amazing.
- Mm.
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That's so sick.
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And so, it's gonna be,
like, photos of you,
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or like, you and the whole office, or--
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Knock-a-doodle-doo!
Oh, hey, Maia. Sugarfish!
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Fun!
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Hey, Alyssa, did you get
my vacation request?
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- I'm just about to book it.
- Remind me what it is again.
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Oh, it's a biking trip up the coast
where I get to try every type of apple.
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- Fun!
- Yeah.
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We won't even notice you're gone.
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- 'Kay.
- Okay, bye, love you.
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- Love you more.
- Mm.
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Oh, my God, poor Court.
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Jesus, I just, like,
really hope she finds someone.
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We're so lucky we have
such amazing partners.
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- Yeah.
- You know what's crazy?
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I've never met Jeremy.
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- What? That is crazy.
- Yeah.
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Because, like, he knows all about you.
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- He does?
- I mean, he's my partner
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and he is my closest collaborator.
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- I tell him everything.
- Ugh, that must be so nice
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to just never have
to stop talking about work.
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He's a music producer, and, like,
I always ask for his advice,
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as long as it isn't song time.
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Dylan's the same way.
He'll do some music stuff,
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and when he's thinking of a song,
he's just, like, off in his own world.
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I'm like, "Hello? I have a tiny problem."
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Wait, Dylan is a songwriter?
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Wow, look at us! I didn't know that.
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- We are both in power couples.
- Yeah.
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For Dylan, it's more
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a part of his teaching.
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I just had the best idea.
We need to have a double date.
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- Yes.
- Like, I don't know why Jeremy
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and I don't have couple friends.
That's so weird.
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- So weird.
- Yeah.
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Okay, well, how's tomorrow night?
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- We're in.
- 'Kay, we'll host.
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You guys come starving.
Jeremy loves to cook.
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Ooh! What should we bring?
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Anything. We're easy.
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Okay, I'll grab some flowers and a--
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Mm, no flowers. We're not a flowers house.
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- No, no, not flowers.
- Okay.
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Oh, and people here get into an accident,
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like, every six months,
so when it happens to you,
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don't freak out.
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I don't want to get
into an accident, Alani.
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No, no, it's good. It means you're safe
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for another six months.
That's, like, I don't know,
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when you see your babysitter get,
like, struck by lightning, or...
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or like adult twins.
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- It doesn't make any sense.
- Okay, we're gonna make this left,
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'cause when it's red, it's your turn.
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Right now?
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Ooh, shit.
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I'm sorry, I'm new!
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Sorry!
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Fucking asshole.
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- Is that Garrett?
- No.
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I don't even, like, care about that guy.
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Okay, well, that's not true.
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You like him, Alani, we know that.
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Okay, well, he's just, like,
definitely a fuck boy.
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Okay, I mean, like, he's a fuck boy now,
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but you just have to make him,
like, obsessed with you.
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You're right. You're right, you're right.
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You're right, I need to stand
in my motherfucking power
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and text him right now and tell him
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- how much I care about him.
- No, Alani!
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Are you crazy? No.
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Then, what do you want me to do?
I don't understand.
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You need to be mean and trick him.
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Okay, well, Lula,
we both know that I can't be mean.
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Okay, you know what,
just take out your phone, and--
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Actually, just let me see, let me do it.
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- Swear to God, bitch, go!
- Just let me do it.
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Okay!
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I don't wanna make a left.
I wanna make a right.
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- I wanna make a right.
- Okay. Okay. It's fine. It's fine.
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- It's fine. It's fine, it's fine.
- I don't wanna make a left anymore!
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It's easier if I just do it.
Let's just switch.
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- Okay.
- Let's switch, let's switch.
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Fuck. I mean, archive Westwood, bitch.
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Like, are you kidding? I'm gagging!
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Like, these bitches could never!
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I mean, it's gonna be epic!
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Right, it was a language thing.
Yeah, you like it though, right?
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- Yeah, it's good.
- Yeah! Yo, Lukas.
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- Hey, that thing's lit.
- Man, I freaking love it.
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Thanks, thanks.
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So, what do you say?
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You, me, the boys?
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Vegas.
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Yeah, I know you're probably
seeing other people for this,
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but, Lukas, I could kill it for you.
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Yeah, it's just, you know,
we have a lot of options to weigh.
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- Psych!
- What?
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You should see your face, my dog.
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What did my face do? What?
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It's you! It's been you
for, like, 20 minutes!
241
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- Shut up!
- You're coming to Vegas!
242
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You're bad, you're bad.
243
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He's bad. Thank you.
244
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- You guys got me.
- Dude, you're gonna be so stoked.
245
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We have two whole floors at the Luxor.
246
00:09:37,952 --> 00:09:39,494
Dude, there's an esports lounge.
247
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And all our rooms interconnect,
so when any of us
248
00:09:42,164 --> 00:09:44,040
need to check in with
an accountability partner,
249
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we can just knock on a door.
250
00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:47,877
Yeah. Yeah.
251
00:09:47,878 --> 00:09:51,548
Now, just what is--
what is an accountability...
252
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- Accountability partner.
- Yeah, what is that term?
253
00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:56,177
- Yeah.
- We help each other stay on track.
254
00:09:56,178 --> 00:09:57,929
- Mm-hmm.
- Spiritually and morally.
255
00:09:57,930 --> 00:09:59,723
- Morally.
- Really, any sins at all.
256
00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:01,391
But mostly pornography addiction.
257
00:10:01,392 --> 00:10:03,143
- Yeah.
- Pornography addiction.
258
00:10:03,144 --> 00:10:04,603
Like right now, we got this thread going
259
00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,563
where if we even think about going
260
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to one of those bad websites,
we just check in with each other.
261
00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:11,651
And you just send other
the websites, or...
262
00:10:11,652 --> 00:10:14,822
you just say, "I've been thinking"?
I'm just trying to-- yeah.
263
00:10:19,493 --> 00:10:21,369
- Aw.
- All good, brother. Give it.
264
00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:23,371
- He was thinking.
- Love you.
265
00:10:23,372 --> 00:10:24,956
We love you, man. We love you.
266
00:10:24,957 --> 00:10:26,292
- The fuck?
- Stay prayered up.
267
00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:29,836
Do you have any nudes on your phone?
268
00:10:29,837 --> 00:10:32,381
Yeah, they're in an album called
"Nudes of my body, private."
269
00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:35,468
Oh, my God. Alani!
270
00:10:37,136 --> 00:10:38,970
- This photo is insane.
- I know, right?
271
00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:40,472
How did you even
get the lighting like that?
272
00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,599
- Like, this is crazy.
- I wish I could take credit.
273
00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:45,143
- That was my dad's old DP.
- Oh, my God.
274
00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:46,936
Yeah, Carl was actually so sweet.
275
00:10:46,937 --> 00:10:48,438
It's, like, really not cool
what happened to him.
276
00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:50,190
- Everyone overreacted.
- Okay.
277
00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:52,442
I am sending this picture to Garrett.
278
00:10:52,443 --> 00:10:55,612
- 'Kay.
- And I'm gonna say...
279
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"Oops, sorry, wrong person."
280
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Okay.
281
00:11:02,703 --> 00:11:03,828
"Can I come over later?"
282
00:11:03,829 --> 00:11:05,914
- Are you serious?
- So easy. Yeah.
283
00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:07,415
- You're lying. Okay, okay, say--
- No, no, he literally just--
284
00:11:07,416 --> 00:11:09,209
- Say, "Yes, I'm so down, baby."
- No!
285
00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:10,669
- "Pull up around six--"
- Oh, my God!
286
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:15,090
Alani, you are not getting the point.
No. "Sorry. Busy."
287
00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:17,051
Okay, but Lula, I'm not busy.
288
00:11:18,886 --> 00:11:20,137
I'm free.
289
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,810
I'm sorry, what does that say?
290
00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:28,311
"Wine in my backyard tomorrow?"
291
00:11:28,312 --> 00:11:30,021
- Boom, bitch, phase two!
- Okay. Okay.
292
00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:31,440
- Okay, okay, you're right.
- Okay?
293
00:11:33,442 --> 00:11:35,151
Hey, babe, you're making me nervous.
294
00:11:35,152 --> 00:11:37,445
Well, sorry, I have to hit my steps, so.
295
00:11:37,446 --> 00:11:38,947
It's just a lot of walking
around the apartment.
296
00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:41,074
- Here you go.
- Thank you.
297
00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:42,992
- What's this?
- Mm!
298
00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:44,577
- It's my big bag of wigs.
- Oh.
299
00:11:44,578 --> 00:11:46,121
- You've never seen my big bag of wigs?
- I have not.
300
00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:48,039
- Ooh.
- I'm going to a wig party tonight.
301
00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:50,458
- You guys can actually come.
- Dylan, no.
302
00:11:50,459 --> 00:11:52,210
A wig party would literally kill you.
303
00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:55,171
Okay, we have to be fresh
and ready for tomorrow night.
304
00:11:55,172 --> 00:11:58,883
Right, we have to stay in tonight
because of a dinner we have tomorrow.
305
00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:01,594
Okay, baby? Do not joke.
306
00:12:01,595 --> 00:12:03,430
- I'm not joking.
- Okay? Alyssa finally takes me
307
00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:06,099
seriously as a peer, okay?
And if Jeremy likes you,
308
00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:07,517
then we're gonna be couple friends.
309
00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:09,644
Next thing you know,
we're going on dinner dates.
310
00:12:09,645 --> 00:12:12,355
Me and Alyssa,
we're texting each other TikToks at work.
311
00:12:12,356 --> 00:12:14,899
She's laughing.
We're going on couples' trips.
312
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:19,571
Then, bam, me and her next to each other
in Forbes fucking magazine.
313
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,156
- Okay, guys?
- Great.
314
00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:22,532
- That's the one.
- Baby, really,
315
00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:23,825
you don't have to worry about me.
316
00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:26,077
The dads at school, they love me.
317
00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:29,038
You know, you say, like,
"Hey, you see the new season of Reacher?"
318
00:12:29,039 --> 00:12:31,082
And then, they just go
on and on, and it's great.
319
00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:32,667
Okay, but Dyl?
320
00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:35,211
Jeremy is not like the dads
at your school, with love.
321
00:12:35,212 --> 00:12:37,922
- He is a big music producer.
- Okay.
322
00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:39,758
So, you have to talk to him about that.
323
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,843
I told Alyssa that
you're a songwriter, too.
324
00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:43,470
- Mai, no, no, no.
- What?
325
00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:44,846
- Please, I--
- You are!
326
00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:47,849
I wrote one song one time
for Miss Atwell's second graders.
327
00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:50,101
Trash, trash, pick up your trash
328
00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:51,770
- Trash, trash, pick up your trash
- Trash, trash, trash, trash
329
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:54,105
Yeah, it's amazing, it's a banger.
And it worked.
330
00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:55,815
- They pick up their trash, okay?
- Yeah.
331
00:12:55,816 --> 00:12:57,358
So, lean into that.
332
00:12:57,359 --> 00:12:58,944
Okay, go slow again, go slow again.
333
00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:02,406
Fast, fast, fast, fast, fast, fast, fast.
334
00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:04,699
Oh, fuck. Fuck, sorry.
335
00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:06,451
I just like-- I did Molly,
it might take me a second.
336
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:07,952
Babe, it's like 6 a.m.
337
00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:09,621
Sorry. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Sorry.
338
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,706
I can't get lockjaw. I have court later.
339
00:13:11,707 --> 00:13:13,708
- You have court? Sorry, wait.
- I told you, I work for the D.A.
340
00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:15,668
Fuck! This is my new boss.
341
00:13:15,669 --> 00:13:18,630
He wants me to go work out
with him and his friends.
342
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,590
Obviously, just say no.
343
00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:22,300
No, no, no. Okay, no, babe, babe.
344
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:24,761
You can't say no to a pop star.
Like, they turn on you fast.
345
00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:26,137
- Mm.
- Ooh!
346
00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:28,473
I'm high. Okay.
347
00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:30,809
I got this. You give great head.
348
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,770
- Remember that.
- Call me.
349
00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:39,400
What's up?
350
00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:41,903
- Charlie!
- I'm so pumped you made it, man.
351
00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:45,907
I've been up for hours, actually, yeah,
just doing errands, cleaning.
352
00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:48,202
Classic morning things, you know?
353
00:13:49,745 --> 00:13:52,121
What's the plan today?
354
00:13:52,122 --> 00:13:55,416
Well, we're helping to train Dom
for his first half-marathon
355
00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:57,168
- since his knee surgery.
- Yeah.
356
00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:59,045
- Yeah?
- Pro tip, don't ride an ATV
357
00:13:59,046 --> 00:14:00,548
in sunglasses if it's cloudy out.
358
00:14:01,423 --> 00:14:04,968
- A half-marathon, you said?
- Okay. You ready, boys?
359
00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:07,096
- Warm-up sprints?
- Warm-up sprints.
360
00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:18,273
Oh. Whoops!
361
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:21,694
It's all good.
I think I drank my water too fast, or...
362
00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:34,539
Say it. Say it. Say it.
363
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:36,499
I was bullied my whole life,
I can take it, just say it.
364
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:38,668
Like, "Oh, he's fucking gross, right?
365
00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:42,046
A disgusting fucking gay guy
can't run up a hill."
366
00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:42,964
Just say it.
367
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:45,842
Like, "Fuck this guy, right?
Fuck Charlie.
368
00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:49,137
- Fuck this fag." Come on, say it. Say it.
- Hey, no, dude, dude, hey, hey.
369
00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:52,807
Dude, we all have off days, okay? Right?
370
00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:54,225
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
371
00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:55,727
There's no shame in it, man.
372
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,353
Why don't y'all do a quick little lap?
373
00:14:57,354 --> 00:14:59,439
I'll just hang out with Charlie
till he's feeling better, okay?
374
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,274
- Sounds good.
- Okay.
375
00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:03,276
- How you feeling?
- That was--
376
00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:05,445
- I hated that experience.
- Yeah.
377
00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:07,364
Like a lot, it was really
embarrassing for me.
378
00:15:08,365 --> 00:15:09,657
Bet you guys are gonna fucking
379
00:15:09,658 --> 00:15:12,327
roast the fuck out of me
in the group chat tonight.
380
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:15,539
Why would we do that?
We're your friends, man.
381
00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:19,542
I mean, yeah,
that's what friends do, right?
382
00:15:19,543 --> 00:15:23,296
I mean, like, I love my crew,
but like, we do talk a lot of shit.
383
00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:24,881
- Huh.
- You know, and that keeps us
384
00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:28,051
from all ever making any mistakes, ever.
385
00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:29,844
That sounds kinda rough.
386
00:15:29,845 --> 00:15:33,264
No. No. No, I think it's-- it's like--
387
00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:35,266
it's more in like the tone.
It's the way we say it.
388
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:36,684
It's like we're funny about it, of course.
389
00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:38,603
- Oh, okay.
- Like for example, like,
390
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:40,021
- I got a nose ring.
- Mm-hmm?
391
00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:45,360
And they, like, bullied me
until I no longer had the nose ring.
392
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:47,320
That's kind of a bummer, man.
Like, you tried something new,
393
00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:49,030
and they brought you down.
394
00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:50,282
My friends...
395
00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:53,868
they give me a sense
of belonging and purpose.
396
00:15:53,869 --> 00:15:55,912
Anyway, you rest up, brother.
397
00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:57,956
I'd invite you to come
ride ATVs with us later,
398
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,166
but you're precious cargo.
399
00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:02,002
Random thought, you rule.
400
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:04,838
Thank you.
401
00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:12,845
Baby, one more time,
402
00:16:12,846 --> 00:16:14,515
what does he do
for a living again, Jeremy?
403
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:17,433
- Kidding.
- Okay--
404
00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:19,268
- I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
- Lock in.
405
00:16:19,269 --> 00:16:20,269
I'm locked in.
406
00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:21,479
The only jokes
you should be making tonight
407
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,564
- are music ones.
- Music ones?
408
00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:25,692
Yeah, like,
"Oh, I wish pianos were lighter."
409
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,902
- Okay.
- Something like that.
410
00:16:27,903 --> 00:16:29,404
Oof, you smell so good.
411
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:30,905
- New perfume.
- Mm.
412
00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:32,532
- Okay, focus.
- Mm-hmm, focus.
413
00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:33,784
- What do you want?
- Oh!
414
00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:38,162
- Just kidding. Hi!
- Hey!
415
00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:39,706
I hope you came hungry. Dylan?
416
00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:40,873
- Yes.
- Get in here.
417
00:16:40,874 --> 00:16:42,125
- Okay, I'm coming.
- Red!
418
00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:43,501
- We are starving.
- Yes.
419
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:44,877
- Like you said.
- Mm.
420
00:16:44,878 --> 00:16:46,629
It's a beautiful home.
421
00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:50,258
So, I'm working on my laptop
across from this beautiful woman.
422
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:51,759
And I'm trying
423
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:54,555
to figure out what to say,
and I've got nothing.
424
00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:58,726
I'm doing the same.
So, I finally just blurt out...
425
00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:03,062
"Can we ask them to turn this music down?
Whatever it is is so, so bad."
426
00:17:03,063 --> 00:17:08,109
And I said, "It's Beck and, yeah,
I asked him to go easy on the cello,
427
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:09,986
but, hey, I was just the producer."
428
00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:12,238
- Oh!
- Oh, my God!
429
00:17:12,239 --> 00:17:14,699
So, you-- it was--
that was your song that was playing.
430
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:15,658
Yeah, that was-- yeah.
431
00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:16,743
- That is crazy.
- Yeah. Yeah.
432
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:18,369
- My song.
- I was so embarrassed, I--
433
00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:20,580
I bought him lunch,
and then the rest is history.
434
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:22,206
- Aw.
- The rest is history.
435
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:23,750
- That's good.
- Well, great story.
436
00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:25,126
- Yeah, that's great.
- Cheers to you guys.
437
00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:26,544
- Yeah, cheers.
- Mm.
438
00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:28,755
Mm, Jeremy, I know you get to, like, work
439
00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:30,715
with a bunch of very cool
people and everything.
440
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:33,551
But I gotta ask you,
have you ever met Rick Rubin?
441
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:34,802
Oh! Yeah.
442
00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:37,263
- Yeah? Wow, that's great.
- Yeah, he is a--
443
00:17:37,264 --> 00:17:38,848
- Who is that?
- He is a character.
444
00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:40,683
Have you read his book?
445
00:17:40,684 --> 00:17:43,394
No, no, not yet. It's next in line.
446
00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:46,105
I'm reading
The Rise of the Third Reich right now.
447
00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:48,399
It's going through kinda
the political climate
448
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,776
- post-World War I.
- Right.
449
00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:51,402
And just kinda leading up to everything
450
00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:53,154
- that really the whole--
- Dylan, we don't need to talk
451
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:55,490
about the Nazi book.
452
00:17:55,491 --> 00:18:00,036
It's not the one that Hitler wrote,
by the way, JSYK.
453
00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:02,497
- Yeah.
- It's like about Hitler
454
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:06,626
and how he is bad,
and how to not, you know,
455
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:09,922
do all of that again.
456
00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:12,466
So...
457
00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:18,554
Alyssa told me what
you're working on with Tallulah.
458
00:18:18,555 --> 00:18:21,349
Yeah! It's been so nice
459
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:23,434
to just, like, dive right in
and just, like,
460
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:24,936
book, book, book, book, book.
461
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:28,815
It's like, get one job, bam!
Another job, bam! You know?
462
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:31,652
Yeah, I can hear her all the way
from my office making deals.
463
00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:33,153
Killing it!
464
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,114
- Are you okay, my love?
- Yeah, no, I'm-- yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
465
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,616
- Sweetie, tell me.
- I'm just, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
466
00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:40,035
Shh, shh, I'm just...
467
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:43,538
Okay. I thought I felt a migraine
coming on, but...
468
00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:44,872
- Mm.
- Oh, no.
469
00:18:44,873 --> 00:18:46,833
I'm good, no, I'm good.
I'm good. I'm good.
470
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:50,294
I'm sorry, I'm Italian,
so talk loud, talk with my hands.
471
00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:52,630
- Italian?
- Yeah.
472
00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:55,634
So, Jeremy, what are you
working on producing now?
473
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:00,556
I'm just...
474
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:06,644
I no longer can produce in studio
because I get headaches
475
00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:08,938
from the playback, so...
476
00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:11,149
- Oh, shit.
- It's complicated.
477
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,400
- That's tough.
- So...
478
00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:13,776
- Yeah.
- Mm.
479
00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:15,903
Like, I have to catch
the microwave before it beeps.
480
00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:19,824
Is someone wearing perfume?
481
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:23,202
Yes! Thank you.
It's me. It's Byredo.
482
00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:24,453
Oh, my God.
483
00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:26,080
I'm sorry, babe. I have COVID.
484
00:19:26,081 --> 00:19:27,748
- No, it's--
- I couldn't-- I didn't know.
485
00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:29,041
That's okay. It's fine.
486
00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:32,503
Maia, perfume is a trigger
for Jeremy's headaches.
487
00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:34,172
Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
488
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,508
No, it's okay. You couldn't have known.
489
00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:40,303
That said, I think I'm gonna
have to remove myself.
490
00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:42,180
- No.
- No, I'm just gonna go lay down.
491
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,182
- Oh, no. Honey.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
492
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,350
no, no, no, no, no.
It's fine, it's fine, I'm just--
493
00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:48,812
- I'm sorry, everyone.
- I love you.
494
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:50,771
Where's Maia?
495
00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:52,190
Are you guys, like, going out later?
496
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:55,443
No, she and Dylan
have a dinner at Alyssa's house.
497
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:57,195
It's actually a big deal for her, so.
498
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,654
She's, like, always fucking grinding.
499
00:19:58,655 --> 00:20:01,032
- It's the weekend.
- Alani!
500
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,742
- Just saying.
- This is her career.
501
00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:04,243
I mean, it means a lot to her.
502
00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:06,329
I think it's inspiring.
503
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:10,082
Okay, I mean, I guess you're right.
Okay. For Garrett?
504
00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:11,792
- Love.
- Really?
505
00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:13,502
Serious, it's so cute. You look sexy.
506
00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:15,504
I love you. Also, I was thinking,
507
00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:17,007
'cause it's gonna be,
like, a little chilly.
508
00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:20,552
Oh. Sorry.
509
00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:24,139
What do you think?
510
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:26,600
Hey, random thought.
511
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,061
You rule.
512
00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:32,313
I love you.
You're being so cute today.
513
00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:34,649
- You're cute every day!
- Stop!
514
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:35,776
Wait, oh my God.
515
00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:38,110
I'm excited 'cause
Garrett's, like, amazing.
516
00:20:38,111 --> 00:20:40,154
And, you're gonna eat this up.
517
00:20:40,155 --> 00:20:41,949
He sent me this pic.
518
00:20:43,116 --> 00:20:44,575
- Oh.
- He's so fucking cute.
519
00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:47,703
Alani, I don't think he would
appreciate me seeing that.
520
00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:49,455
So, I think for your eyes only.
521
00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:51,540
But it's so sweet of you to show me.
522
00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:53,042
- I'm really happy for you.
- Thank you.
523
00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:55,294
You're being so mature. I love you.
524
00:20:55,295 --> 00:20:56,963
- Wait, hold on, I need to...
- Love you.
525
00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:58,632
...see one more thing.
526
00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:12,396
Aw.
527
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:20,112
A few years ago,
Jer took a tumble skiing at Big Bear.
528
00:21:21,196 --> 00:21:23,239
He'd had an amazing day.
529
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:28,035
And then, on his last run,
he took his helmet off to look cool.
530
00:21:28,036 --> 00:21:29,328
He hit a tree.
531
00:21:29,329 --> 00:21:31,080
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, wow.
532
00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:33,958
- That's terrible.
- Sometimes these migraines
533
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:35,794
put him in bed for days.
534
00:21:36,336 --> 00:21:37,296
Yeah.
535
00:21:42,175 --> 00:21:47,221
Oh, I just thought of something.
I could actually go get the grill going.
536
00:21:47,222 --> 00:21:49,348
- Yeah, if you want.
- At least get something going, you know?
537
00:21:49,349 --> 00:21:50,599
Yeah.
538
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:52,018
- That would be amazing, baby.
- Yeah? Okay.
539
00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:53,978
- That is so sweet.
- Yeah, alright.
540
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:55,271
- I'm on it.
- You don't have to.
541
00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:57,398
No, no, I'm happy to-- the grill, it's...
542
00:21:57,399 --> 00:21:59,233
- You'll find it, it's...
- I'll find it.
543
00:21:59,234 --> 00:22:00,860
- It's a grill.
- He's got it.
544
00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:03,154
He seems-- he's nice.
545
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:05,073
He's the best, and he loves to.
546
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:09,160
More wine?
547
00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:12,204
Yeah. That must be so hard for you.
548
00:22:12,205 --> 00:22:16,376
Ugh. When I met Jeremy,
he was like a rocket.
549
00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:21,923
Do you know how many times
I could have fucked Jon Hamm at Speranza?
550
00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:25,051
- A lot, probably.
- But I didn't,
551
00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:26,844
because I was all in on Jeremy.
552
00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:28,013
And now...
553
00:22:29,264 --> 00:22:32,516
I leave the house, he's in pajamas.
I come home, he's in the same pajamas.
554
00:22:32,517 --> 00:22:34,352
Like, that wasn't on my vision board.
555
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:36,103
Yeah. It's not on my vision board.
556
00:22:36,104 --> 00:22:39,148
It's like, you know,
pajamas are for night.
557
00:22:39,149 --> 00:22:40,858
Clothes are for day, like...
558
00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:44,945
But honestly, you're killing it.
559
00:22:44,946 --> 00:22:46,280
You are, Alyssa!
560
00:22:46,281 --> 00:22:49,784
Like, not a lot of people can say
that they're a badass CEO
561
00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:52,161
and an amazing wife.
562
00:22:52,162 --> 00:22:55,039
- I, like, really admire that.
- Thank you.
563
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,500
- Yeah.
- Partner, not wife.
564
00:22:57,501 --> 00:22:59,960
- Totally.
- My choice.
565
00:22:59,961 --> 00:23:04,633
Okay, I'm gonna pee, and then I'm gonna go
get started on the salad.
566
00:23:06,676 --> 00:23:08,135
The bathroom is down the stairs.
567
00:23:08,136 --> 00:23:09,845
- And there's no toilet spray.
- Okay.
568
00:23:09,846 --> 00:23:11,932
- Because of Jeremy.
- Got it.
569
00:23:24,444 --> 00:23:26,154
What the fuck?
570
00:23:32,619 --> 00:23:34,246
Oh, my God.
571
00:23:36,623 --> 00:23:39,459
Oh, my God. Ew!
572
00:23:42,003 --> 00:23:42,837
I mean, I don't know.
573
00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:44,338
- What do we do?
- I don't know.
574
00:23:44,339 --> 00:23:46,424
I mean, I can go down there
and help him finish,
575
00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:47,842
and then that way, he comes back up here--
576
00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:49,427
- Dylan. Dylan. Dylan.
- Alright. Okay.
577
00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:51,011
- It's okay.
- Mai?
578
00:23:51,012 --> 00:23:52,347
This salad is giving me life.
579
00:23:53,598 --> 00:23:54,432
- Yay!
- Yay.
580
00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:58,185
So glad. I can't wait for you
to try Dylan's steak.
581
00:23:58,186 --> 00:24:01,355
Such a bummer that Jeremy is sleeping.
582
00:24:01,356 --> 00:24:05,652
I really wanted him to tell you the story
of when Sia threw up on him at the studio.
583
00:24:06,987 --> 00:24:08,237
Oh, my God, well, next time.
584
00:24:08,238 --> 00:24:10,406
- Rest is so important.
- Yeah. Yeah.
585
00:24:10,407 --> 00:24:15,077
The doctors say that he cannot
be disturbed during his naps.
586
00:24:15,078 --> 00:24:16,954
Like, his inner ear is so sensitive,
587
00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:20,040
that, like, even if the WiFi
goes out during one of his naps,
588
00:24:20,041 --> 00:24:21,792
he senses it, he freaks out.
589
00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:24,295
He, like, wakes up, texts me,
like, "What's going on?"
590
00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:26,046
- Yeah.
- The nap.
591
00:24:26,047 --> 00:24:27,466
- Yeah.
- Wow.
592
00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:29,926
So rare.
593
00:24:30,802 --> 00:24:34,264
It's like you just showed
the cow a photo of a flame.
594
00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:35,723
I'm kidding.
595
00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:38,935
Yeah, it's a leaner cut,
and you kind of don't...
596
00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:42,480
- But you know, it is pretty rare.
- It's a little--
597
00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:43,856
- It's a little bloody, I think, yeah.
- It's-- let me--
598
00:24:43,857 --> 00:24:46,233
- I'll throw it back on for just a minute.
- No, not just for me.
599
00:24:46,234 --> 00:24:48,027
No, no, no, I like it that way, too.
600
00:24:48,028 --> 00:24:49,570
- Yeah, she likes it like that.
- Done, done, done, done, done.
601
00:24:49,571 --> 00:24:50,738
- You do?
- Yeah. Yeah.
602
00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:52,491
- Oh, my God, twinsies.
- Twinsies.
603
00:24:54,618 --> 00:24:56,243
Ugh.
604
00:24:56,244 --> 00:25:00,123
I wish that Jeremy was here
cooking the steak.
605
00:25:01,208 --> 00:25:03,209
Dylan is really sweet for trying, though.
606
00:25:03,210 --> 00:25:05,127
I mean...
607
00:25:05,128 --> 00:25:07,338
they can't all be Jeremys.
608
00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:09,381
There are other Jeremys out there.
609
00:25:09,382 --> 00:25:11,258
It's not like you guys
own a house together.
610
00:25:11,259 --> 00:25:14,012
And you're both so young.
611
00:25:15,847 --> 00:25:18,600
We can always do better. Right?
612
00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:20,309
- I'm just saying.
- Yeah.
613
00:25:20,310 --> 00:25:21,810
I call it like I see it.
614
00:25:21,811 --> 00:25:22,896
No...
615
00:25:24,481 --> 00:25:27,858
And I-- it means a lot to me
616
00:25:27,859 --> 00:25:30,986
that you see the best in me,
and you want the best for me.
617
00:25:30,987 --> 00:25:32,947
I do.
618
00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:34,198
- You're welcome.
- Thank you.
619
00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:35,699
Okay. Alright.
620
00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:37,910
- That was quick, but.
- Thank you, Dyl.
621
00:25:37,911 --> 00:25:40,622
- They are cooked.
- Mm!
622
00:25:42,290 --> 00:25:45,834
Dyl, don't you think
that your hot girlfriend
623
00:25:45,835 --> 00:25:47,586
should be in the Forbes photo with me?
624
00:25:47,587 --> 00:25:50,089
- I would love to.
- Yeah.
625
00:25:50,090 --> 00:25:52,591
- Great! Done deal!
- Done deal.
626
00:25:52,592 --> 00:25:54,885
Yes, and we need to all
get dinner again together,
627
00:25:54,886 --> 00:25:56,178
when Jeremy's feeling better.
628
00:25:56,179 --> 00:25:58,514
- Yes. Yes.
- Whenever he's up for it, yeah.
629
00:25:58,515 --> 00:26:00,141
I wanna hang with him.
630
00:26:01,351 --> 00:26:03,102
Yeah. Wish he was here.
631
00:26:03,103 --> 00:26:08,608
I just can't fucking get over it.
Like, who jerks off standing up? Do you?
632
00:26:09,526 --> 00:26:10,526
I mean, I, like, have.
633
00:26:10,527 --> 00:26:12,152
- Yeah.
- But not at a dinner party
634
00:26:12,153 --> 00:26:13,737
with people in my house. Like, that's...
635
00:26:13,738 --> 00:26:16,282
Yeah, a dinner party with no food.
636
00:26:16,283 --> 00:26:18,951
- No food.
- She was like, "Come starving."
637
00:26:18,952 --> 00:26:20,202
- You cooked dinner.
- I know.
638
00:26:20,203 --> 00:26:21,829
And the steak? Delicious, by the way.
639
00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:23,664
- No, yeah, well, you know--
- Thank you so much.
640
00:26:23,665 --> 00:26:25,916
You're welcome,
at least it wasn't in the fucking fridge
641
00:26:25,917 --> 00:26:28,794
- where Jeremy left it.
- I honestly feel so bad for Alyssa.
642
00:26:28,795 --> 00:26:33,507
She talks up Jeremy like
he's this cool guy and he's so successful.
643
00:26:33,508 --> 00:26:37,636
She acts like they're this power couple,
but he's a fucking loser.
644
00:26:37,637 --> 00:26:39,555
I can't even stand the term
"power couple."
645
00:26:39,556 --> 00:26:40,889
You know, it just annoys
the shit out of me.
646
00:26:40,890 --> 00:26:43,475
Well, I mean, they're not, you know?
647
00:26:43,476 --> 00:26:45,978
Yeah, but I mean, regardless,
like, we work to live.
648
00:26:45,979 --> 00:26:47,229
They live to work.
649
00:26:47,230 --> 00:26:48,480
You know what I mean? It's like pathetic.
650
00:26:48,481 --> 00:26:51,191
Those kind of people that just like--
they have this, like, endless ambition.
651
00:26:51,192 --> 00:26:52,651
Like, it's never
gonna be enough, you know.
652
00:26:52,652 --> 00:26:55,654
They want success,
and money, and like, a nice house,
653
00:26:55,655 --> 00:26:57,531
and all these things,
and it's just like, no.
654
00:26:57,532 --> 00:27:00,034
Yeah, I mean, it's good to want
some things, you know?
655
00:27:00,035 --> 00:27:01,660
I mean, I want things, but like--
656
00:27:01,661 --> 00:27:04,163
To have, like, goals and stuff.
But there's a limit--
657
00:27:04,164 --> 00:27:05,831
- They're unhappy people.
- Yeah.
658
00:27:05,832 --> 00:27:08,334
And that's because their level of ambition
is just unattainable.
659
00:27:08,335 --> 00:27:10,210
I bet all they do
is talk about work, you know?
660
00:27:10,211 --> 00:27:12,087
Totally.
661
00:27:12,088 --> 00:27:14,299
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
662
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:17,718
- Alright, I'm gonna call it.
- Okay.
663
00:27:17,719 --> 00:27:19,386
- Alright.
- I'm right behind you.
664
00:27:19,387 --> 00:27:20,472
Okay.
665
00:27:31,608 --> 00:27:34,652
Breaking news, Lukas Landry found
dead at 23...
666
00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:36,695
- Oh, my God.
- ...from a tragic ATV accident.
667
00:27:36,696 --> 00:27:38,198
- His breakout song...
- No!